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Post by diadhuit on Sept 29, 2019 11:08:55 GMT 9
Stab City Warriors will trade Joel Embiid, Ben Simmons, and Jerami Grant to Pyongyang for Andre Drummond, Deandre Ayton, and Mike Conley.
Although Stab City is loathe to part with Embiid and Simmons, ultimately it was decided that they are too skilled for our current roster and were a danger to the morale of the mediocre, less talented players around them. Drummond and Ayton will fit our roster better then Embiid with their poor free throws and lack of 3s. Conley will make up a little of what Simmons was offering hopefully but with fewer turnovers. We hate turnovers.
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Post by jstoe001 on Sept 29, 2019 14:38:24 GMT 9
The Chairman in his infinite wisdom and divine intuition foresee the addition of a top 10 player in Joel Embiid and another potential top 10 player in Ben Simmons as well as a solid contributor in Jerami Grant as a boon for our Utopian workers' paradise. The new additions will arrive just in time to participate in our "voluntary" labor, err training camp.
We are happy to be able to assist the running capitalist dogs at the Stab City Warriors who have overspent and had limited cap flexibility. Comrades Drummond, Conley, and Ayton have chosen to escape, err relocate and our agents, err scouts hope to run into them again in the future.
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Post by bigbino30 on Sept 29, 2019 16:54:34 GMT 9
can we see real reasons for deal before we vote on this? This is huge deal right there.
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Post by bigbino30 on Sept 29, 2019 18:20:53 GMT 9
1-0
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Post by diadhuit on Sept 29, 2019 19:36:35 GMT 9
All the info is there. Embiid's skillset is too good for my roster where my young guns will struggle to shoot 70% on their free throws so why waste him when I can get a couple of guys who fit it better. Giving up Simmons hurts but that's the price.
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Post by jstoe001 on Sept 29, 2019 20:26:53 GMT 9
Look like past the joking and the reasoning is clear. I get two top tier guys and a solid role player. I give up two proven producers in Conley and Drummond plus a potential consistent 20/10 guy on a rookie deal for the next 3 years as well as taking on an additional 5 mill in cap.
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Post by Tony on Sept 29, 2019 22:04:23 GMT 9
2-0
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